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The Summer Wardrobe Cometh

By: Ruby Elliot — July 4th 2023 at 10:00
The dress that’s so long you drag half of all nature behind you.
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Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, July 4th

By: Zoe Si — July 4th 2023 at 10:00
“Oh, my God, Janice—it’s happening again.”
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Billing the Hospital Billing Department

By: Kendra Allenby — July 3rd 2023 at 10:00
Fee for lost sleep over the huge bill that should have been entirely covered by insurance: $300 per hour.
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Daily Cartoon: Monday, July 3rd

By: Colin Tom — July 3rd 2023 at 10:00
“Aren’t you glad we woke up early to nap here?”
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America!: A24 Acquires the Rights to a New Film About July 4th at Mar-a-Lago

By: Ali Fitzgerald — July 2nd 2023 at 10:00
Featuring talking animals, creepy children, pagan worship, witch hunts, and more.
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Day at the Beach

By: Al Franken — July 1st 2023 at 10:00
Let’s take a group photo! Nothing could be easier than taking a group photo!
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Bonus Daily Cartoon: It Can Always Get Worse

By: Liz Montague — June 30th 2023 at 20:23
“After last year’s rulings, everyone kept saying, ‘It can’t get any worse,’ and I took that personally.”
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Daily Cartoon: Friday, June 30th

By: Liza Donnelly — June 30th 2023 at 14:37
“Remember: when a wave comes, you yell in delight.”
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Kindly Return My Client’s Sweatshirt

By: Dennard Dayle — April 8th 2023 at 10:00
You only stand to lose money, face, and a clean legal record by withholding the hoodie in question.
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Back That Up!: Walking in Greenspoint

By: Fred Noland — April 7th 2023 at 18:00
Overdressing for the Houston heat has its consequences.
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Better Call Someone [Anyone]

By: Barry Blitt — April 7th 2023 at 14:42
The indicted ex-President has gone missing.
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Daily Cartoon: Friday, April 7th

By: Paul Karasik — April 7th 2023 at 10:00
“I am the egg man. We are the egg men. . . . So who the hell is he?”
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Restrictions to Your Selected Airfare

By: Sam Corbin — April 7th 2023 at 10:00
Basic fares are nonrefundable. If you cancel, you’ll have to call Customer Service, which transfers you to an insult comic, who mocks you for losing all that money.
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Wealthy G.O.P. Donor Paid for Ginni Thomas’s Fur Pelts and Horns

By: Andy Borowitz — April 6th 2023 at 18:58
A combative Thomas told reporters that the gifts she received were not luxury items but were derived from budget-priced rabbit and bison.
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Daily Cartoon: Thursday, April 6th

By: Brendan Loper — April 6th 2023 at 13:08
“Where is your section for books by people who aren’t obviously running for President?”
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Things America Is Throwing Out While Spring Cleaning

By: Scott Jacobson · Todd Levin · Jason Roeder · Mike Sacks · Ted Travelstead — April 6th 2023 at 10:00
That one person without a podcast. Begone!
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Millions of Americans Who Have Paid Off Porn Stars Feel Under Attack

By: Andy Borowitz — April 5th 2023 at 19:32
As the country heads into a Presidential-election year, this swath of the population could emerge as “a force to be reckoned with.”
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Bonus Daily Cartoon: Back to Barbie

By: Akeem Roberts — April 5th 2023 at 18:47
“If we leave now, we’ll make it just in time to see the Barbie movie!”
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The Most Peculiarly Gerrymandered Districts

By: Mads Horwath — April 5th 2023 at 18:00
Does that district look like . . . Zendaya’s face?
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Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, April 5th

By: Dan Misdea — April 5th 2023 at 16:05
“How much hush money would it take for him to stop talking?”
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