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KAMA SUTRA: CLASSIC LOVEMAKING TECHNIQUES REINTERPRETED FOR TODAYโS LOVERS BY ANNE HOOPER
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Donโt be afraid to educate the Dionysian in you,
in your lover. We all have a lot to learn
about pleasure. โHow to enjoy itโ
should be near the top of this list.
โHow to give itโ should be up there too.
Think of watching a breeze move through
a flowering dogwood on a bright, hot day.
Think of pouring a bath with huge, shiny bubbles.
Donโt worry about the missing pages.
Instructions are mostly easy to follow.
Believe it or not, you can reach beyond
the skin of your fingertips. You can imagine
being a songbird flying from tree to tree.
Think of this book as a fake book.
Get a candle and a ukulele. Pretend
love has never been made quite right before.
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TABLE TOP TILE SAW
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Was it 2Pac who said
โEvery beautiful thing
contains some kinda pain?โ
Maybe it was Red from
that prison-break movie.
A luxury automobile ad?
Truth is: couldโve been
Ms. Colquitt across the street.
Sheโs a Reiki Master and
says itโs good to get all
out of whack, no joke. Says,
itโs a foolโs dream to hope
for never-ending harmony.
Elsewise, she adds, no feeling
what harmony feels like. So
back to this table top tile saw.
It could contain the next
great je ne sais quoi,
Ms. Colquitt might say,
you just never know. And
thatโs the truth, Ruth! Mister
Seรฑor Love Daddy says that.
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HALF A GLOBE (THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE)
Free
To spare you the long sad
story explaining what
now seems like complete nonsense,
hereโs the short version:
a do-it-yourself fuck-up.
Without a doubt, it could still beโ
with much love and patience,
some nerve and imaginationโ
it could be something yet,
like a salad bowl or the new shade
for a pendant light hanging above
a dreamy kitchen island.
Of course, itโd be wonderful to have
the Southern Hemisphere back.
The equator not so jagged.
The two huge cracks mended.
And to undo the hole
drilled near the North Pole.
You just donโt fuck with magic.
That was the lesson forgotten here.
Forgotten ahead of time.
Forgotten many times.
Just donโt fuck with magic.
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