Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, July 4th

“Oh, my God, Janice—it’s happening again.”

Daily Cartoon: Monday, July 3rd

“Aren’t you glad we woke up early to nap here?”

Bonus Daily Cartoon: It Can Always Get Worse

“After last year’s rulings, everyone kept saying, ‘It can’t get any worse,’ and I took that personally.”

Daily Cartoon: Friday, June 30th

“Remember: when a wave comes, you yell in delight.”

Daily Cartoon: Friday, April 7th

“I am the egg man. We are the egg men. . . . So who the hell is he?”

Daily Cartoon: Thursday, April 6th

“Where is your section for books by people who aren’t obviously running for President?”

Bonus Daily Cartoon: Back to Barbie

“If we leave now, we’ll make it just in time to see the Barbie movie!”

Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, April 5th

“How much hush money would it take for him to stop talking?”

Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, April 4th

The indictment has come down, and the new merch is up for sale.

Daily Cartoon: Friday, March 24th

“Looks like Congress might finally do something about TikTok.”

Daily Cartoon: Thursday, March 23rd

“My new work schedule is three days in the office and two days at home dreading going to the office.”

Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, March 22nd

Spring has sprung—with a little help.

Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, March 21st

“Larry says it’s just a trick to get our minds off those stupid new baseball rules.”

Bonus Daily Cartoon: My Baby

The movie, I mean. Not the actual human child.

Daily Cartoon: Friday, March 10th

“Be honest—is it too late to shake it again?”

Daily Cartoon: Thursday, March 9th

“We need to make it through at least one movie so we have something to root for during the Oscars.”

Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, March 8th

A ruling could overturn hours of precedent.

Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, March 7th

“A four-day workweek means a three-day finish-things-up-on-the-weekend.”

Daily Cartoon: Monday, March 6th

It was nice while it lasted.

Daily Cartoon: Friday, March 3rd

“It’s a nice change of pace from being on fire.”