The Summer Wardrobe Cometh

The dress that’s so long you drag half of all nature behind you.

Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, July 4th

“Oh, my God, Janice—it’s happening again.”

Billing the Hospital Billing Department

Fee for lost sleep over the huge bill that should have been entirely covered by insurance: $300 per hour.

Daily Cartoon: Monday, July 3rd

“Aren’t you glad we woke up early to nap here?”

America!: A24 Acquires the Rights to a New Film About July 4th at Mar-a-Lago

Featuring talking animals, creepy children, pagan worship, witch hunts, and more.

Day at the Beach

Let’s take a group photo! Nothing could be easier than taking a group photo!

Bonus Daily Cartoon: It Can Always Get Worse

“After last year’s rulings, everyone kept saying, ‘It can’t get any worse,’ and I took that personally.”

Daily Cartoon: Friday, June 30th

“Remember: when a wave comes, you yell in delight.”

Kindly Return My Client’s Sweatshirt

You only stand to lose money, face, and a clean legal record by withholding the hoodie in question.

Back That Up!: Walking in Greenspoint

Overdressing for the Houston heat has its consequences.

Better Call Someone [Anyone]

The indicted ex-President has gone missing.

Daily Cartoon: Friday, April 7th

“I am the egg man. We are the egg men. . . . So who the hell is he?”

Restrictions to Your Selected Airfare

Basic fares are nonrefundable. If you cancel, you’ll have to call Customer Service, which transfers you to an insult comic, who mocks you for losing all that money.

Wealthy G.O.P. Donor Paid for Ginni Thomas’s Fur Pelts and Horns

A combative Thomas told reporters that the gifts she received were not luxury items but were derived from budget-priced rabbit and bison.

Daily Cartoon: Thursday, April 6th

“Where is your section for books by people who aren’t obviously running for President?”

Things America Is Throwing Out While Spring Cleaning

That one person without a podcast. Begone!

Millions of Americans Who Have Paid Off Porn Stars Feel Under Attack

As the country heads into a Presidential-election year, this swath of the population could emerge as “a force to be reckoned with.”

Bonus Daily Cartoon: Back to Barbie

“If we leave now, we’ll make it just in time to see the Barbie movie!”

The Most Peculiarly Gerrymandered Districts

Does that district look like . . . Zendaya’s face?

Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, April 5th

“How much hush money would it take for him to stop talking?”