The Summer Wardrobe Cometh

The dress that’s so long you drag half of all nature behind you.

Billing the Hospital Billing Department

Fee for lost sleep over the huge bill that should have been entirely covered by insurance: $300 per hour.

America!: A24 Acquires the Rights to a New Film About July 4th at Mar-a-Lago

Featuring talking animals, creepy children, pagan worship, witch hunts, and more.

Day at the Beach

Let’s take a group photo! Nothing could be easier than taking a group photo!

Kindly Return My Client’s Sweatshirt

You only stand to lose money, face, and a clean legal record by withholding the hoodie in question.

Back That Up!: Walking in Greenspoint

Overdressing for the Houston heat has its consequences.

Restrictions to Your Selected Airfare

Basic fares are nonrefundable. If you cancel, you’ll have to call Customer Service, which transfers you to an insult comic, who mocks you for losing all that money.

Things America Is Throwing Out While Spring Cleaning

That one person without a podcast. Begone!

The Most Peculiarly Gerrymandered Districts

Does that district look like . . . Zendaya’s face?

Generation-Specific Instructions for Filing Your Tax Return

As for Gen X, we get it: you effortlessly straddle the gap between digital natives and “the olds,” and you know how to do everything perfectly. Good for you.

Slightly-Less-Super Heroes

Ratman’s origin story? He was bitten by a rat on a night he was very drunk.

Characters from “Succession” as Members of an Improv Team

The staff of Waystar Royco go off script.

What to Do with Your Hands in Photos

Start dating someone so you can rest a hand on their chest in photos.

How to Survive an Encounter with Your Apartment Neighbor

If you say hello and they dislike it, they may react defensively by growling and aggressively speeding up and swerving around you.

The Outs and Ins of Self-Care

Sedentary movement is actually good for you.

Dating App Filters I’d Actually Use

Check this box to filter out all reptile owners.

The First Five Episodes of “The First of Us”

Reality sets in—Ellen and Mitch pick up their phones and realize the horror that is to come. There is to be a housewarming.

Welcome to Our Daughter’s First-Birthday Party, Which Is Totally All About Our Daughter!

We’ll start by playing Angie’s favorite game, peekaboo, for five minutes, and then move on to playing her second-favorite game, watching the N.F.L. playoffs, for three hours.

A Selection of Books from the Library of Monogamy

Some recommended titles for those with a better (or worse) half.

Leaving the House: A Logic Problem

Persons A, B, and C are all ready to leave the house, and person D just needs two minutes to send an e-mail.