Stop all the clocks, cut off theโฆ
What?
Yes, stop all the clocks.
Yes, all the clocks.
Sorry?
I do realise there are lots of clocks.
Just stop them.
What do you mean โhowโ?
Are you honestly telling me
You donโt know how to stop a clock?
Just take the batteries out!
Fine, if it plugs in, take the plug out.
I am aware it will start flashing 00:00
Yes, that counts as stopped.
Yes, even when itโs flashing.
I know itโs annoying, this whole thing is annoying.
Why are you making this so difficult?
Wind-up clocks? Ermโฆ
Well, just stick your finger in there.
Or something.
Look.
Please calm down.
Stop shouting.
Yes, I want you to stick your finger in,
All the wind-up clocks in the world.
Yes, even Big Ben.
Yes, even the Rathaus-Glockenspiel.
I have thought this through!
I have!
Iโm not making up the rules as I go along.
Fine, then just throw a cloth over them.
Please stop crying.
Please.
I know youโll hear them ticking.
No, โhide all the clocksโ wouldnโt work better.
Because it wouldnโt.
Okay, okay.
This isnโt really about clocks is it?
This is about the cowboy hat.
I was being supportive;
I wasnโt giggling.
You always do this.
All I want to do is stop all the clocks,
Then suddenly itโs all about you.
And your hats.
Iโm sorry.
Iโm sorry, please stop making that noise.
How about this?
Stop some of the clocks.
Hide any that are remaining.
Does that work better for you?
Fine, letโs do that then.
Weโll pick out some hiding cloths later.
Goodness, we better get a move on,
Or weโll be late for the funeral,
What time is it now?
Oh. Right.