Last month, a school district committee in Utah decided that the Bible should be removed from elementary and middle school libraries.
Three Temptations, and Three Triumphs | Philip Jenkins:
Psalm 91 was very famous and well-used, and quoting verse 12 naturally sent you into verse 13. But at this point, the Devil stops. In a sense, he has already said far too much, because any reader of the Psalm knew what came next, and what horribly bad news that was for Satan and his cause. Of course he stops there, because this next verse proclaims the fall of evil forces (like himself), and moreover it contained what were at the time read as evocative messianic references to trampling and serpents.
Naturally, thought some commentators, the Devil would not want to undermine his argument by citing such an embarrassing line. Origen noted this failure to follow through. Incidentally, he also thought that Satan had committed an โexegetical blunderโ in suggesting that the Son of God would actually need the help of angels to accomplish anything.
So where did verse 13 go? Why did Jesus not hit Satan back with it? It makes the whole story annoyingly incomplete, and even mysteriously so. In fact, however, if we read Lukeโs gospel as a whole, that very v. 13 shortly reappears, centrally and memorably, as Jesus openly proclaimed his messianic mission. Jesus caps Satanโs quotation.
When we read the story of the temptations and the wilderness, we normally read an ending at Luke 4.13: โAnd when the Devil had ended all the temptation, he departed from him for a season.โ But that is not the end of the story. Satan and Jesus would meet again, and sooner in the story than we might expect.
If you've wondering who's behind those warm, fuzzy, and seemingly inclusive Jesus Gets Us ads that are all over TV, did you have "shadowy Christian billionaires" on your bingo card. One of them is the virulently anti-LGBTQ Hobby Lobby guy. And those ads are about to appear during the Super Bowl.
Last September, a longtime Las Vegas journalist named Jeff German was shot and killed. The person charged in his death is a public official German investigated. There were other investigations German hadnโt completed when he was murdered, including one about a Ponzi scheme. Reporter Lizzie Johnson picked up where he left off, reporting a story about a scam that, as scams so often do, enriched a few at the expense of many:
Jager had told Mabeus about the opportunity to make money in August 2019, during a couples trip to Mexico, she said. She felt flattered to be included.
โWe were a little nervous, but we trusted him,โ Mabeus said. โBecause we were friends and belonged to the same church, the red flags were heart-shaped. I was like, โWow. We are really lucky to be involved in this investment.โโ
The next month, she and her husband wired over $140,000. Ninety days later, the first interest payment of $18,000 arrived, right on time. The couple continued adding money, until they reached a total of $680,000, she said.
โThere was never a hiccup,โ Mabeus said. โMy bishop was involved and invested, and so were my closest friends. A lot of people were told to keep it quiet.โ
When she and her husband, a former Major League Baseball pitcher who worked for a medical device company, divorced in June 2021, Mabeus agreed to take the investment as alimony. She planned to rely on the dividends, along with child support payments, to remain at home with her daughter and three sons. A former elementary school teacher, she hadnโt worked for 13 years.
Now, Mabeus hung up the phone, horrified.
She tried to call Jager. No answer.
โWord is spreading like wildfire,โ Mabeus remembered. โPeople are texting left and right. No one is getting responses.โ
Maybe it was all a big misunderstanding, she thought. She told herself that sheโd know for sure the next day, when the quarterly interest payment was scheduled to hit her bank account.
But when Friday arrived, the money didnโt. All her savings, Mabeus realized, were gone.
Armed with a handy metaphor, Jesรบs Rodrรญguez braves the misery that is The Scrum Waiting Outside George Santosโ Office โ and comes out with a gonzo-lite chronicle of futility and fuckery. Just burn it all to the ground, please.
But consider this last remaining donut. Deconstruct it, for a second, from the outside in. The glaze: a gooey, cloudy substance that varnishes the ring of cake, pure glucose soon to strike the palate. Then, the cake itself: yeast and enriched wheat flour and palm oil and more sugar, congealing and forcing oneโs salivary glands to go into overdrive. Thirty-three grams of carbohydrates that fuel a sugar rush but leave your hunger totally unsated. At the literal center of it, a hole โ emptiness.