The American branch of the British royal family dominate this week's cover with thoughtful reflection on Spotify ending its deal with Prince Harry and Meghan.
"Grifter Harry & Meghan Fired!" screams the front page.
Their "$15M podcast scam blows up" as Spotify dumps the royals, who "Didn't deliver! โ Read the rest
Twisting the facts and stretching the truth are time-honored traditions in the tabloids, but this week the 'National Enquirer' goes above and beyond the call of duty with its cover story about the late billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, under the screaming headline: "Rogue Lawmen Killed Epstein!" โ Read the rest
You know it's a quiet news week when the tabloids lead with a list, invariably conjured out of thin air in the absence of any scoops (real or imaginary), like America's most hated, or fattest, or that old favourite: stars given just months to live. โ Read the rest
"Joe Biden Dementia Cover-Up Exposed!" screams this week's cover.
It's as if they've taken an old story about Donald Trump and merely changed the names, claiming that the president displays "increasingly bewildered behavior, delusional recollections, frequent disorientation and outright distortion of facts โ which are all symptoms of cognitive decline". โ Read the rest
The long dark teatime of our soul continues with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's cover story in the 'Enquirer': "Ben & J.Lo Marriage Disaster!"
Why let the facts stand in the way of a good story?
When Ben Affleck looked bored at the Grammys, the 'Enquirer' claimed his marriage to J.Lo โ Read the rest
"George Santos โ American Psycho!" screams this week's typically understated cover.
The tabloid of record quotes "mental health" experts who have never met the New York Congressman and yet declare him "a sociopath who displays signs of multiple personality disorder!" โ Read the rest